Here’s a question. If non New York hipsters wish they were in Brooklyn and Brooklyn hipsters wish they were in Portland where do Portland hipsters wish they were? Are they totally content? Prague? Prague’s probably too 1995. Is 1995 in again? Was 1995 ever not in? Who won the NBA championship in 1995? Does google have an answer to all these questions? When will computers be able to answer hypothetical questions? 100 years in the future will we look back on modern toilets as barbaric? 

Hat tip to dots and dashes for posting this mysterious Portlander’s shoegaze-tastic jam.